happy new year from the idea girl – TheKnightimeProject – Funny lyrics karaoke – Jizz In My Pants Parody – Gifts In My Pants


happy new year from the idea girl – TheKnightimeProject – Funny Jizz In My Pants Parody – Gifts In My Pants

the idea girl wishes everyone a happy new year!

 

TheKnightimeProject | December 19, 2010 | 109 likes, 3 dislikes

Note: If you have kids who still believe in Santa, DON’T let them watch this video :-)!
This is a fan made video – The Knightime Project has no affiliation with The Lonely Island or SNL

If you haven’t seen the original song by The Lonely Island, watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHL…

This version © The Knightime Project 2010
All music reprogrammed by The Knightime Project
All lyrics © The Knightime Project 2010

Free download of this song
http://rapidshare.com/files/438162790…

Well, I had another project I wanted to share with you for the holiday season, but at the last minute it all fell down, so I decided to do this paroday of the infamous ‘Jizz In My Pants’ song!

I loved the challenged of reprogramming the original, in particular the arpeggio riff in the chorus – it was hard work but hey, no pain, no gain!

The song was gonna feature a friend of mine, but he couldn’ make the available video date, so I had to end up doing the two parts myself – ha ha :-D!

Lyrics:

V1
It’s August, and my list is made,
Late September, see the summer fade,
I’m just a big kid, all giddy inside,
Can’t wait for figgy pudding, which I’ll swallow with pride,

My *undercrackers, with the legs all sewed,
No longer filled with a heavy load,
Take pride of place on my mantle piece,
Now it’s waiting to be filled with other tasty treats,

It’s Christmas eve, and I’m tucked in tight,
Santa visiting my house in the dead of night,
It’s christmas day, can’t contain myself,
I **leg it to the living room to find a wealth of,

Cho1
Gifts In My Pants,
A Tasty orange and a hazel nut,
A mini figurine of Jabba The Hutt,
So many other goodies and I love the lot,
So many,

Gifts In My Pants,
A PSP, a Nintendo Wii,
What do we have here, and XBox 360,
Getting too excited, think it’s time for me,
To go upstairs and change,

V2
This time of year meant so much to me,
Now I celebrate christmas reluctantly,
Those childhood dreams, in red and white,
Kicked to the curb in just one night,

Of honesty, “He’s just a myth,
It’s Mum and Dad who bought the gifts”,
I never ever thought, there would come the day,
When my dreams would be filled like yesterday,

I had a list, without an edit,
See I knew he was real, and he must’ve read it,
There were,

Cho2
Gifts In My Pants,
A life size figure of Kylie Minogue,
Some slippers with a picture of a ***loveable rogue,
A ****book that puts me in a funny trance,
He left,

Gifts In My Pants,
A signed CD by Pixie Lott,
A can of baked beans, gonna eat them hot,
Please, not a picture of me in a dress,
That’s just one thing I should’ve checked

V3
Last christmas, I saw a film,
Now let me think, it was a Potter film,
Once quick glance at the fireplace,
A look of ecstasy crossed my face at those,
Gifts In My Pants

V4
I’m praying for a miracle, I need the cash,
I’m gonna dive in, gonna make a splash,
There must be a G, yest I know it’s true,
There were,
Gifts In My Pants,

V5
All day, they just keep on comming, those,
Gifts In My Pants

V6
Open them draws and some cheese rolls out, there were,
Gifts In My Pants

V7
A DVD player and selection of films, there were,
Gifts In My Pants

V8
I just found some dates he left,
Gifts In My Pants

V9
An Epiphone…

Bridge,
OK, seriously, Santa, can you…OK?

All those gifts in my pants,
Pile them up right next to me,
And when I touch them, they scream,
Take me out and play with me,

Some say it’s way to much,
I say, ‘Just you wait and see’,
My christmas list next year is,
Longer than it’s ever been

He left,
Gifts In My Pants
(Gifts In My Pants, Gifts In My Pants, There are Gifts In My Pants, Many Gifts In My Pants)

Yes theres,
Gifts In My Pants
(Gifts In My Pants, Gifts In My Pants)

Some explanations:

*undercrackers
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/undercr…

** leg it
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/leg_it

*** loveable rogue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del_Boy

****book that puts me in a funny trance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derren_B…

From The Knightime Project, I thank you all for your continued support and wish you all the best for the holiday season – may your pants be full this christmas :-)!

 

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